millenniumfalconteahouse:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE

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cherrybombkisses:

artdeko:

Poetry.

omg

cherrybombkisses:

artdeko:

Poetry.

omg

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

(via trust)

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

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melesbian:

If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you

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steptoe:

do you ever talk to someone and feel really happy no matter how shit the conversation is

(via trust)